Ten Things You Wish You Could Say At Work

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Milo Theory (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 15:24:48

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a hoot.

3. How about "never?" Is "never" good for you?

4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

6. Ahhh, I see the mess-up fairy has visited us again.

7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?

10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 17:25:20

lol, those are great!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 19:46:45

Good, thanks.

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 22:53:57

beautiful.

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 12-Jul-2007 23:41:35

Love it, wish I had said some of these, and wish I hadn't said the others.

Bob

Post 6 by speedie (move over school!) on Wednesday, 18-Jul-2007 8:33:14

Ahh I've read those in the little book of abuse
brilliant I like it

Stevie.